I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
