i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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