they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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