Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize
