called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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