So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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