So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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