do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i will never coherently bang her
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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