The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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