I think im going to throw up on grandma
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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