Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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