A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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