chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think a kid would responsible me up
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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