What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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