He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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