No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
