idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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