How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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