Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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