My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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