thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You ate ashes out of my bong
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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