So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
