also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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