whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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