I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I don't think brook has ever known best
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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