what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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