they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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