Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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