S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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