Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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