Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Randomize
