I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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