i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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