I CAN MOONWALK!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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