ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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