i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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