The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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