im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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