they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize
