hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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