windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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