On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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