I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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