sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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