I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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