We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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