ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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