I looked at my own cervix.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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