it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
we're so committed to being not committed
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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