Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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