What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
we should paint friendship bongs
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