butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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