By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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