Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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