I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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