she was so not down for the gang bang
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Alive.
So much puke
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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